Review: The Sitter Isn’t Worth Standing Up For

Two fucking awesome wordplay headlines in a row. I’m on fire. My full review of The Sitter is available here.

And you know what? Again, I’m not doing an informal review here. I like director David Gordon Green lots and lots, but he barely elevates this above a cliche-ridden script full of some loser venturing into the night to tangle with drug dealers and engage in wacky car chases. The Sitter is in many ways every nondescript comedy since 2008, with only a decent performance from Jonah Hill to try to elevate it.

It’s almost midnight on a Tuesday. I have to go to sleep now. I would much rather do that than write anything more about The Sitter.