Found for Labyrinth Inhabitant Magazine, an SFF zine dedicated, as the name suggests, to stories about people living in mysterious and labyrinthine environments. This is one of the things they don’t want to see: “a sensitive, brooding guy who roams around a labyrinth for the whole story thinking about things, and then at the end he looks in a mirror and it turns out he’s the minotaur. This is Labyrinth Inhabitant Magazine. I am not going to be surprised by that twist ending.

Part of me would love to read a few hundred submissions for a magazine’s slush pile. Before the suicide-urge kicked in, I’m sure you’d find some interesting and hilarious patterns.

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I am, as noted below, soon to be jobless. This is going to give me all kinds of opportunity to do things I haven’t had time for recently, like catch up on all that new porn the internet keeps grinding out. Among other neglected tasks I hope to get to, I started learning wing chun kung fu last year and after I’d dedicated myself to it for a while–long enough to get past the stage where I thought I could punch cars dead in their tracks, and actually noticed the changes and patterns of the learning process–I picked up all kinds of parallels to what you go through when you learn to write.

I may not be able to get to this seriously until next week; I’m still working out the last of tenure at the bookstore, and along with the nonstop movie reviews, my submission for Chris Fletcher’s Aether Age anthology, and my personally interesting but publicly tedious personal life, I don’t see myself having the chance to dive into it until then.

But I wanted to get this up, if only to force myself to finally write it. We’ll see how it goes next Tuesday.

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See this post for details, but Crossed Genres, a cool and recent SFF zine, is losing more money than they can handle.

If you like short sci-fi/fantasy, give them a look. Think about subscribing, or ordering their anthology. I know we’re used to getting everything on the internets for free, but the people who create and distribute quality content sometimes need a little cash to keep doing it.

Off to review New Moon for my one remaining job. Good luck, Crossed Genres.

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I quit my day job a couple days ago, you see, meaning in just under two weeks the only income I’ll be receiving for a while is from writing. It won’t be enough to provide a sustainable living–I quit for “my job was growing increasingly sucky”-related reasons, not because I’m finally making enough from freelancing to do nothing else–but it will be enough to pay the rent while my bank account slowly dwindles.

I figure I could go six months before I need to start seriously looking for a new job. I’m going to write a lot. I’m going to continue submitting my backlog of short stories. And I’m going to start querying my last novel again and see if the combination of better query letter + several actual writing credits gets any bites.

Unless I go on some mad short story-selling bender–quit pretending you don’t want to pay me fat stacks of cash, Asimov’s and F&SF–there’s no realistic way I won’t have to end up taking a new day job sooner or later. Even if my novel sets the agenting world afire, finding representation and publication is going to take longer than my savings can hold out, no matter how fast I race my advance to the nearest Chase.

But it looks like, for half a year or so, my only job is going to be writing. I’ll be doing exactly what I’ve always wanted to do with my life. That should cheer me up when at this point next year I’m manning the counter at the Exxon down the street.

Postscript: Got some writing that needs doing, imaginary blog audience? Drop me a line. My credits are over there on the right side of the page and I’ve got a snazzy English/fiction degree from NYU, if that’s the sort of thing that turns your crank. We’ll work something out.

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I only recently found this funny piece of agentry: Stephen Barbara discusses the Great American Query Letter

Barbara, who appears to have recently moved from the Donald Maass agency to Foundry Literary + Media, has been on my radar since I queried him on my previous project–he replied swiftly and with the kind of compliment that almost makes you forget there was a no preceding it.

I get that query letters are, for the habitually overworked agent, a great window into a writer’s ability to string words together and express ideas in a compelling manner. But people fucking obsess over queries. My impression is they’ve gone from a casual necessity to an industry of their own: many agents only accept a query–no sample material–and if you drop the ball on that, that agent’s never going to see a single word of what you consider your real work. No wonder people stress. Workshop their queries. Spend a comparable amount of time fine-tuning them as they do on their first chapter.

Still, something about it’s deeply exasperating. It’s one more piece to stress about in what’s already a hypercompetitive field. Barbara’s take is funny and refreshing (and, coolly, well written): he seems to be tired of the whole business of the query letter, and is instead much more interested in the actual material he’s considering whether to represent and attempt to sell.

Not to say that other agents aren’t. But as writers, that’s what we love to hear. I’m sure Mr. Barbara will be on pins and needles waiting for me to drop that query in his inbox as soon as my next book’s ready.

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I somehow didn’t win Nathan Bransford’s first paragraph contest, despite the fact there were only 2650 other entries. Didn’t make the finalists or semi-finalists, either. Absurd! They made up an entire 1% of the entries!

I was genuinely surprised to find myself annoyed about that. When I entered, there were already over 1600 submissions. I was entering the first paragraph of a novel I haven’t submitted in over a year. My thinking was “Well, this is a crapshoot, but it’s a good paragraph, and the prize would be useful. Let’s take a shot.”

Because that is how it works in every part of this game. Extrapolating from Realms of Fantasy‘s old numbers, the top sci-fi magazines accept no more than 1 out of every 200 submissions. A lot of those submissions will be trash, or worse yet, wholly mediocre, but there is going to be some serious talent, too. Even if you can punch with the heavies, how many other great stories are you competing with for that one spot? Three? Ten? In those final rounds of selection, when you’re down to nothing but the works you love, what gets chosen and what gets sent back gets capricious and arbitrary. The only response is to shrug it off 60 seconds later, find a new market, and take a new shot with them.

I’ve learned that, I think. Except when I lose total confidence in a piece (this happens about once every 8-10 stories), I keep my work out there. I keep hammering away at the big markets. Now and then I’m frustrated that I haven’t been rustled from my bed to be awarded a golden crown and a floating bed with “WORLD’S GREATEST WRITER” sheets, but I’m aware that competition at the top is very stiff. I could be doing first-rate work right now and not see the results for years.

To be stung that I didn’t win a contest with over 2500 other entries (odds of winning: 0.038%), then, is downright exasperating. I know it’s not personal, but it’s as if emotions don’t listen to things like logic, those dumbasses. The punchline is I bet that feeling never goes away when you get a “no,” no matter how much success you’ve got. That’ll be something to look forward to in the next 50 years of my life.

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With that new-found motivation from Nathan Bransford’s contest, here’s what I’m looking to produce next:

1) A submission for John Joseph Adams’ wizards anthology

The almost-complete plot tumbled into my head at work today, and until I spoil it by trying to get it to stick to 12-15 pages of paper, the idea excites me. Going to hammer out the details over the next couple days, and with a developed plot and a soft 5000-word limit, I could have this done in about two weeks if I push myself. Nice part is if Mr. Adams turns it down, it’ll be broad enough to be viable at dozens of other markets.

2) A sub for Christopher Fletcher’s “Aether Age” anthology over at M-Brane

The guidelines for this project aren’t even released yet, but are supposedly upcoming in the next week or so. I have a sudden interest in participating in an anthology, and while I’m a little iffy about doing a shared world piece, it’s kinda intriguing, too–when the rules are already laid out for you, that makes it a lot easier to break them in interesting ways. Downside: if it isn’t accepted there, it might be difficult to place it in other markets. Then again, I think I’d be much more thoroughly fucked by the fact I couldn’t get it picked up by an editor who’s already published my work and is compiling an entire book of these stories, so maybe finding other markets isn’t gonna be my first worry in that hypothetical.

3) No particular market in mind, but I’d like to do a piece of optimistic sci-fi

I was reading about the Shine anthology and thought the editor had some interesting stuff to say about how reticent writers are to come up with optimistic near-future (set within 50 years, by their guidelines) SF. I know this would be a challenge for me and it certainly seems to be underrepresented in the genre right now, so though the anthology’s submissions closed a couple months ago, I’m going to take a shot at the general idea and see what happens.

It normally takes me about a month to write a decent shory story, meaning this stuff would book me up through the rest of the year. I’d like to see if I could squeeze one more story in there. It’s been a very productive year so far, but that would be a nice note to wrap up on.

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Literary agent Nathan Bransford is hosting a first paragraph contest on his blog, wherein would-be authors submit the opening paragraph of their novel to be judged against all the other entrants. Among the cool but minor prizes, finalists will receive a query critique, and the grand winner can choose between that, a critique of their partial manuscript, or a phone consultation. Not entirely sure what that last one entails, other than speaking live about your work with an actual agent, which is, honestly, more professional contact than 90% of us chump entrants is ever likely to receive.

Bransford opened the contest just over 36 hours ago, you see, and with about 42 hours left to go, he’s already got 1600+ applicants.

I’ve read several other entries, and though I’ve never read a slushpile, it looks like the lowest-quality submitters have by and large been filtered out, likely due to the dual screening process of a) having to be an internet-user to enter and b) the whole “submitting to a public forum” thing. With very few outright awful entries, what’s left is a lot of not-good stuff, a whole lot of not-bad-but-not-great stuff, and a small but not insignificant wedge of quality material.

Reading all these different openings is fascinating–you get a good glimpse of just how many ways there are to begin a long work of art–but the point it suggested to me is these represent 1600+ fucking unpublished novels, all written by people of obvious dedication (novels don’t write themselves, no matter how much you shout at them), every one of whom is competing for an agent’s (and, eventually, publisher’s) attention.

How do you make your work stand out from the madding crowd? Browsing those entries, a few tricks are obvious: open with conflict from the very first sentence, raise questions in the reader’s mind, make them so hungry to find out what comes next they can’t help reading more.

That’s what any agent will suggest, too, and what you’ll hear in any fiction class. These are the methods that can be learned, tools that can be grasped and sharpened, consciously employed at the start of any piece of fiction.

But there’s one other thing that stands out, too. Some entries just have it and most simply don’t: Talent. The skill with language that makes good writing good. When you see it, you know it, but it isn’t a trick or a tool, a mini-formula you can pick up the first day of class and have forever more. And, Dan Brown notwithstanding, talent is critical to eventual success.

There’s two ways I know of to get it: be born with it, and work your fucking ass off to develop it. Among those 1600 applicants, you know some of them have it. Some of the ones who don’t have it right now are going to bust their humps until they do. For those of us who have to have that life, we have to work even harder. You know what they always say: Good writing shines through.

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I know the nuts and bolts of works-in-progress aren’t terribly interesting, but that’s the kind of artistic freedom you’ve got when you have an audience of zero. Being ignored: the greatest freedom there is.

But one of the purposes I want this venue to serve is as a resource for the highly hypothetical reader who encounters one of my stories out there in the ether and loves it so much they immediately Google me up to find more about the creator of that wondrous work. It’s especially rewarding to imagine them finding a blog that’s lucky to be updated twice a month, and that by a man of such low moral character he hasn’t mopped his kitchen, ever.

Enough about my glamorous, financially embarrassed lifestyle. I know that, when I read a story I really like, or, alternately, a story by an author I really like, it’s pretty cool to find (this happens sometimes in anthologies) a small afterward about where the story came from, why the author wrote that instead of the infinite other stories s/he could have written, etc. In order of publication date, I’m going to try that with my short stories, starting with “All Man’s Children,” printed in the April 2008 issue of Reflection’s Edge.

This one’s what I’m going to call a “margin piece,” meaning it could have been an idea scrawled in the margins of something I wrote earlier. In this case, those margins would be found on the edges of The Company, my never-revised second novel, my skeptical take on military sci-fi.

The Company is set on Mars and its moons and centers around the struggle for control of the first real Artificial Intelligence, Earth-banned technology that ends up being explored out on Mars, too distant and expensive from Earth to be policed, especially by governments who don’t have any real jurisdiction there in the first place.

I like some parts of that book a lot, but in other ways it totally sucks. But the universe interests me: I love AI, both in terms of thinking about how intelligence/consciousness arises from massive distributed neuronal networks and in the ways that intelligence might differ from ours. Set 10-15 years after The Company, when AI have moved from a development project to a prototype, “All Man’s Children” covers the escape of two of the earliest models from their corporate lab into a domed city that fears and loathes what they represent: a threatening and alien intelligence.

I don’t remember too much of this story’s genesis other than making sure it had a strong sense of humor to it; it is a serious piece, but as I was transitioning from literary fiction to SFF, one of my chief concerns was that so little SFF (other than satirical rant-pieces) is legitimately funny. “All Man’s Children” is at heart a buddy-story, making it easy to blend some of those tropes (banter sparked by oppositional personalities and attitudes) up with the idea these aren’t cops or a couple, they’re two inhuman robots.

Yet there’s still something human about them, even if that extends no further than the shared experience of facing the cold and chaotic universe with a conscious mind. The title comes out of that idea, and the main character’s opening thoughts on whether he and his friend have souls (hardly a new idea, but one that fit the character)–and remembering the line “All God’s children got souls” while wanting a more agnostic take on it, “All Man’s Children” suggested itself to me with minimal effort by my standards–meaning I probably only spent an hour on that title.

It was published quickly. Don’t have my records handy, but I think I sent it one big place first, probably Asimov’s, then I sent it to Sharon Dodge at RE, who snapped it right up (and for the cover story, no less, a move that was almost as rewarding pride-wise as financially). It was my first real fiction publication, and bought my loyalty, however much that’s worth, for life.

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I finished an insanely risky story about a month ago called “The Bomb and the Scalpel.” I call it risky because the premise involves a single protagonist speaking in five discrete voices throughout the piece–and at 8600 words, it’s got nearly 1500 words on my next-longest story. I actually had the idea for it at the start of the summer, but knowing it was going to challenge my skillz, madd though they might be, I wrote a couple other pieces first, focusing on distinctive voices and perspectives that would really stretch me out. It might end up a tough sale (though all my sales appear to be tough for the moment), but it’s also ambitious and crazy enough that, if it finds the right editor, it might connect with a vengeance.

Reread “The Initiation of Shadrow Mason,” which I’d had some doubts on, but found it to be surprisingly strong. Like “Steve Kendrick’s Disease” (get it now in M-Brane SF #5!), it’s an ensemble piece, and to me those characters just leap right off the page. I normally write stories with singular protagonists or two equal partners, but looking at those two stories, one of my talents appears to be juggling a team of characters without losing any of them in the crowd. I must look into doing more of this.

Revised “When We Were Mutants,” a story I’m still in love with, and sent it to the Writers of the Future contest on the last day of their quarterly deadline. That contest is big. Probably 1000+ entrants per quarter with a potential paycheck of $5K plus anthology money.

On doing some research, I’ve found a lot of writers submit there quarter after quarter, including past finalists and non-first-place winners, along with people who have sold to 3+ professional markets but are still able to meet the contest’s amateur requirements because their third pro sale hasn’t yet appeared in print. Competition will be tough.

People grind away at the writing game day after day and year after year; many seem to hit this semi-professional level where they’re able to make big story sales to Asimov’s and Fantasy & Science Fiction and all the other places I’d love to have my name appear in (along with dozens of sales to smaller markets), but never quite put it together enough to break into the big leagues over on the novel front.

But if you’re published in Asimov’s, no way in fuck you’re just going to give up, so they end up like Crash Davis from Bull Durham, cracking away in the minors, talented and useful contributors, but unlikely to ever get The Call. In this analogy, I’d obviously like to think I’m Nuke LaLoosh, but even if I’ve got the literary equivalent of that 800-MPH fastball, management (editors) think I’ve got problems with my command, so I’m down there in some podunk A league with a couple hundred sunburnt fans up in the bleachers for $1 beer night, competing for limited roster/publishing space with established players with better track records.

I let myself imagine I’ll break out from (just about) obscurity in a flash, hoisting that Writers of the Future trophy and riding the wave into Bestsellervania without looking back, but I know that’s sadly, hilariously improbable, literally 1000-to-1 odds, every other contestant chasing the same dream.

More likely, I’ve got some grinding in my future. To deal with that probable reality, I’ve been trying to write a story per month this year, and am on pace to finish up 2009 with 20 publishable stories, counting both the ones that have already sold and the ones I’ll have making the rounds. I’m already a long ways ahead of where I was last year. With steady, dedicated progress, I could have a couple big sales in another 2-3 years, be a name those familiar with the genre will recognize when they scan a mag’s table of contents.

On the other hand: Fuck it. I want to flash some power. Once that 20th story is completed and launched into Rejectionland, I’m starting a new novel. Sometimes players get yanked from AA straight up to the majors. Sometimes–it’s nothing you can begin to count on, but sometimes it happens–draft picks never spend time in the minors at all.

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